They found Z's stepdad dead under a bridge yesterday. He'd been there since Saturday night.
Is that your vacuum?
Yes.
Did you get it for Christmas?
Yes.
From Santa Claus?
Yes.
Does it work?
Yes.
Is it plugged in?
I don't think so.
Is it loud?
Yes.
Can I vacuum with your new vacuum from Santa Claus?
You have to pick up toys first.
I don't want to vacuum.
Okay, that's fine.
Does it have a button you can push down?
Yes.
Did you plug it in yet?
I will when we're going to use it.
After I pick up the toys?
Yes.
Then I can vacuum?
Yes.
I don't want to vacuum.
Okay.
It's too loud.
Okay.
You said it's loud?
Yes.
Does the dirt go in it?
Yes.
And this went on for 12 hours today.
We're going to pick up your brother and girl from school?
Yes, after we rest.
After I take a nap?
Yes, and me too.
Your little brother?
Yes.
He's at school?
Yes.
What's his name?
John.
Little John?
He's not very little, he's an old kid.
Big John?
I guess.
Does he eat cheese?
Sometimes.
You ate cheese.
Yeah, like 4 hours ago.
I like cheese.
Do you want some cheese?
No, do you want to eat some cheese?
No, I already did.
Did John eat some?
I have no idea.
At his school?
I have no idea.
We're going to pick him up?
Yes.
And go to McDs?
Yes.
I want chicken nuggets.
Okay.
Can I get chicken nuggets?
Yes.
And ranch?
Yes.
Where's John?
At school.
We will pick him up?
Yes.
Repeat these questions to ask about my daughter, and you have exactly how my day went.