I salute Captain Insomnia. You have won the war. *waves the white flag* Brenna got new glasses. Random Information: Don't watch the movie "Bruno".
WARNING: I am going to start texting everybody at 7am.
I really wish my son would stop getting run over by the big white dog. It needs to go home!
"Good morning human guard. Let us in. That is all" "Yes that is me. mr mason. Your employer. Not an evil cat trying to take over the world." "Bad talking cat!" "I could destroy you *snap* just like that."
"Look, you give me the kid, I'll give you the knife, and then nobody needs to be destroyed *snap* just like that" Brenna has wonderful grades right now.. If you see her, give her a giant pat on the back!
It's mommy's quiet-try-to-sleep-between-4-year-old-questions time.. wish me luck! "Well, now that my evil plan has failed, I have some time.." I really can't believe how many pictures involving Kasey's finger or breasts keep popping up in my "photo memories" box tonight.. Oh wait, yeah I can.. I have the house to myself. What's that sound? oh yeah, the sound of NO ONE saying "hey mom!"...
"This seems crazy." "yeah, it is, but crazy is all you got." My arms went numb last night, and I couldn't use my hands.. That's not a fun time.
I just ate enough for 4 people. Chris is answering some of the questions right in the game Are You Smarter Than a 5th grader.. I'm a bit impressed.. |
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