I agreed to let my daughter stay up all night tonight. She made it to 11:30pm.
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Dora Issues.
I don't mind cartoons. I do, however, have issues with a young hispanic girl, galavanting about the countryside accompanied only by a monkey, bossing my ass around. Not because she's hispanic. Not because I don't respect the requests of children. Not because I have anything against primates. But because the monkey's eyes really creep me out, and the little bitch doesn't even say please. But it's led to my new game, which is apparently funny only to me. me- Hey Kyle! kyle- What? me- SAY BACKPACK! SAY BACKPACK! Yeah, I did this all day. Eventually he caught on though. me- Hey Kyle! *no response* me- Hey Kyle! *no response* me- Heeeey Kyyyle! kyle- hmm? me- SAY BACKPACK! SAY BACKPACK! kyle- *rolls his eyes* No say backpack, tacie.. About every day I send home a page of "Kiddo Notes" with his mom just to update her on crap that went down during the day. Today was fairly interesting, so I decided to give her the heads up on some stuff in case he started randomly repeating some of the days events. Cuz taken out of context, they might be a little disturbing? Short explanation of things you may encounter in the near future: 1. Making his bear flashlight puke- He was making it eat my hand, and I insisted that the bear spit the ends of my fingers back out just in case I might need them to poke something. 2. Poking something. |
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August 2017
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