I wanted to shake her and say "I'm not even half way, damnit!!"
I don't know why I'm getting so huge. I guess I should be glad she didn't say something like "Wow, look how FAT she is!"
Or she should be glad. Cuz I woulda had to take her ass down.
My ding dongs make me giggle on a regular basis. I hope they make you smile too!