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Avi = "Corn Hot Dog"
My ding dongs make me giggle on a regular basis. I hope they make you smile too!
Dylan = "Hot Dog Corn"
VS. Avi = "Corn Hot Dog"
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This is how the buttons of a lid should be.
Always. No exceptions. Well when I get Zac and I drinks at Sonic they tend to push one of my buttons to distinguish which one is awesome (mine).. And I get it, but oh it hurts my brain. I have to push it back out. Not a huge deal, I know. Shush. This is important story background! Today was no exception. Only when I went to take my first drink I was driving and getting ready to turn. And I had a moment of panic and dread and thought Crap, I won't have a chance to fix the lid until later... and .... ..it just popped up on it's own. Perfect timing. I am pretty sure I did it with my mind. I wanted it THAT bad. Avi, Why are you whispering?
*whispers* I not whispering. Do you have secrets? *whispers* I not have secrets. Do you have a boyfriend? *whispers* No, I have poop. Dylan constantly licks me, and other people, and things, and everything.
It started out as just one lick here and there.. Now it's full on repetitive excited puppy type licking. It's sorta disturbing. All my kids are lickers, but he's the first one to do it with such intensity? Avi: *tries to get on my lap* Me: No, not until you throw your trash away. Avi: No throw my trash away. Me: When you do, we can get ready to go outside. Avi: No get ready to go outside. Me: Okay, we'll just stay in the house. Avi: No stay in the house. Dylan: I not get dressed and go outside and stay in the house. Me: So throw the bag away, and let's change butts and go outside. Dylan: No change my butt. Avi is stinky. Avi: My not stink Dilly. You change your butt. Both: *run to dad's chair and climb up and over the back* Me: Why? Both: *stare at me and giggle weirdly* Me: ...... Avi: *tilts her head* I'm a kitty. Meow! Dylan: *yells* I'M A PUPPY TOO! WUF! Both: *laugh like crazy* Me: .. So no playing in the sand today? Avi: *points her finger at me and sternly says* The. Sand. Is. Gone. *laughs* I'm glad I started writing that down. Now you can take a glympse into why I never understand what the hell is going on around here! Things I find hilarious..
Things my toddlers find hilarious..
That's all I have for this morning, folks. I'm going to take a nap now that Chris is off to school! Big BowssOh yes, Holly. Apparently it was destined to happen. She came out of Grama's back room with this. Adorable? Perhaps. Still cringe worthy though. I will have to go back and fill in some old posts, and add pictures and whatever. So stay tuned? You've missed a lot. I mean they were tiny. Then they weren't. Now they're crazy little tyrants. Adorable, sassy, smart, entertaining, hilariousness all wrapped up in a toddler sized packages. They're kids. But they're always going to be called "The Babies". I'm pretty sure. My other kids are larger versions of the above. One's sort of adultish, and the other is pushing preteenness. It's all scary. So, so scary. Also, we have new puppies. My faithful shadow, Kayla, died on Christmas. She's missed horribly (by me) .. and a part of my heart is gone with her. But I'm settling into a new normal with these sweethearts. Meet Jupiter and Korah.. Korah is the little silver one. She got her name when Zac somehow let her roll off his lap.
Just like he did with the Human Korah*. *Side Note, I will now refer to the human Korah as The Human Korah. Because, funny! |
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