What does she want?
I don't know, I look at her..
What do you want?
corn on the cob
umm.. no, try again..
okay.. waffles!
no.. let me rephrase, Do you want chickens or a hamburger?
waffles!
chickens or hamburger?
WAFFLES!
She can't drive through and get waffles.
Well I want them.
I tell my mom I'll have to call you back
Do you just want to eat some of my bread?
only if you have butter
ummmmmmm that's a negative on the butter, Bob.
I only like bread with butter and (insert mumbling here)
Did you say butter and salmon eggs?
no, CIM-A-NIN
Oh.
Great grama would fix me waffles right now if she wasn't dead.
I know, honey.. but we're at my office, so waffles aren't going to happen.
*big sigh* okay.. How about she goes home and gets some from there and brings them to me?
Pick either chickens or hamburger right now, or you're not getting anything.
FINE! CHICKENS.
I call my mom back.. She wants chicken nuggets
a little voice yells out yeah, a 20 piece please!
Uh, no. Anyway, that was how I spent a good chunk of my afternoon.
.....
My daughter completely took over one of my desks in my office today..
Anyway, she was there all day, so I put her lil ass to work.
She redid my bigass wall calendar for me. And if you're reading this, and you're Lyndsay.. That manilla envelope that's laying on the keyboard in front of my computer.. will be at your house soon. Start getting excited.