Chris: "A naked statue."
Yep, quality family time.
My ding dongs make me giggle on a regular basis. I hope they make you smile too!
Me: "What did you see at the museum with grama and uncle John?"
Chris: "A naked statue." Yep, quality family time.
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Me: Hey Chris, what do you do when someone is taking your picture?
Chris: Smile and don't pick my nose. Chris was at grama's all evening. He just got home.
Me: I'll start your bath in a couple minutes. Chris: How do you know I didn't already take one? Me: Well, did you? Chris: What do you think? (I'm skeptical..) Me: That depends. Will you let me smell your head? Chris: *looks me dead in the eyes* Yes, go ahead. (Well maybe he did take one after all) Me: *sniffs* It doesn't smell like shampoo. Chris: That doesn't mean I didn't take a shower. Me: It means you didn't wash your hair, so you still have to take one here. Chris: But you don't know for sure that I didn't take one already. Would you like to smell my butt and feet? Me: No. A thousand times, NO. You know I could just call grama and ask her. Chris: Okay, do that. (Maybe he knows I really don't want to talk on the phone, and is calling my bluff?) *goes to start bath water* DAMNIT! Hot water pipes are frozen. Again. So.. No bath tonight. Sigh. Me: So did you really take a bath tonight at grama's? Chris: Maaaybe. *big smile* Best quote of the week.. (so far)
"Don't worry, the thing didn't snap. Except the thing, it snapped." ~Chris |
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