..and she did..
..so they are..
"WOW! Look at all these noodles!"
My ding dongs make me giggle on a regular basis. I hope they make you smile too!
Chris: "Hey Chassidy, wanna help me organize the pantry?"
..and she did.. ..so they are.. "WOW! Look at all these noodles!"
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I've learned a lot about my son this week.
His ultimate career goal is to be a server at Little Mexico. He is going to form a band with Austin and Kemper, and it will be called "Magical Plumbers". And I guess I forgot the third thing, but trust me it was epic. I'm back cuz I remembered the last thing. When he's a grown up he will get a yellow cat and name it Pikachu. Chris sleeps late on Sundays, so I guess he doesn't really need as much sleep Sunday night.. Which leads him to be up and going BEFORE the asscrack of dawn on Mondays. This morning I came out at 6am, and he was watching Dexter's Laboratory, eating crackers and drinking a Fanta. I actually love it when I don't have fight with him all morning to stay awake and get ready. We played UNO for an hour, and then I sent him out to the bus. Fun times.
I'm trying to rev myself up for another busy week. As always there's the ton of cleaning I will avoid. Plus all the running around and killing time in town every evening. I better get started.. by taking a nap! I have got to start thinking a bit more before I speak. Chris and I were talking about him starting advanced classes in karate Monday. I suggested he start attending sparring classes again.
Chris: "I like sparring if I didn't have to wear the cup." Me: "Well they don't let you spar without one. Besides if someone accidentally kicked you in the nards it would really hurt bad. It also might make you unable to have babies when you get older. I don't know." Chris: "Um mom, I'm a boy. We don't have babies." This is where I should have ended the conversation.. With him thinking his mom is an idiot. But no. Here we go. Me: "Boys have to help make the babies." *IMMEDIATE REGRET* Chris: "How do they do that?" Me: "Uh well they just do..Girls can't have babies without a boy's help." Long silence. Chris: "Oh yeah, you need them to like drive you to the doctor and hospital and stuff, huh?" Me: "Yes. Exactly." First epic quote of the year..
"Playing the ipod makes me want to poop."~Chris |
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