"The light bulb burned out."
"Can I take my pants off?"
"I lost the remote."
"Kayla keeps licking my armpit."
All easy enough to have an answer for while I'm half asleep. But then at 5:58am he wakes me up with a sentence that instantly filled me with dread and resentment.
"Hey mom, you have 2 minutes until you have to wake up."
Grr.