I just told Zac, "Don't be a ninja in church!" and then the pastor said, "Always good advice!"
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Z: Chris, you're missing the pretty girl running in short shorts! You can see all her legs!
C: Actually, there's just 2 of them. I'm too tired to deal with psycho today. Brenna has a violin recital at the library at 2:30. So Saturday was karate graduation. Brenna's now a yellow belt, and Chris is a Dragon Orange belt. And I'm $75 poorer. But very, very proud.
2 points of interest since I was last on.. Kasey Noller your son seeked revenge on me by putting a live moth in my car. And I checked out at Walmart with Rogaine, Gas X and Red Hots.
*walking home from babysitting*
Brenna: So, what did you and Kage play outside? Chris: Well, we were both good guys and then he became a bad guy and then I became a bad guy. Brenna: Kage wasn't be a good influence then. Bringing you to the bad side. Chris: Well, we weren't really bad guys. We were just pretending! Chris is doing 2nd grade reading now!
I have encountered the devil, and his name is "touchscreen keyboard". I'm suddenly really satisfied with the path my life is headed. "I've lost 30 pounds, and I'm still psychiatric." ~my favorite voice to text foul up today. Yes, I let my 5 year old light my candles. Chris is writing in cursive now.
Lesson learned. Don't make fun of your mom when she drops a frozen pot roast on her foot. 2 days later one will smash your big toe. |
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