I have it. Actually I finally found out today that what I have is "diverticulitis of the transverse colon" which, apparently, is a rare part of the colon to get it in?
Dude, you always gotta be special, don't ya?
So, I'm on antibiotics for 2 weeks. And then when I'm better, I have to get a colonoscopy.
Dude, that sucks
And I'm super tired, so I'm shutting up now?