I had a 4 hour emergency room adventure last night, but everything's okay.
I found out I'm due July 1st.
Yay.
My ding dongs make me giggle on a regular basis. I hope they make you smile too!
The baby's first picture! I know, I know.. it's the cutest blob on a screen you've ever seen!
I had a 4 hour emergency room adventure last night, but everything's okay. I found out I'm due July 1st. Yay.
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So I made the boys wear underpants on the days I wasn't totally stressed out.
The first day went a little like this: me- Okay boys, this is what's going to happen.. ian- What's going to happen? me- I was just getting to that. It's not nice to interrupt when someone is talking to.. ian- Sorry me- ...when someone is talking to you. Alright, so. Today we are going to wear underpants because we are big boys, and.. kyle- You not a boy, you are Stacy. me- Very true. I'm not a boy. Thank you for pointing that out. kyle- Welcome. me- Okay, because you are big boys now, and not babies like Korah, we're going to pee in the toilet. me- *hands each of them a pair of Thomas the Tank Engine underpants* ian- Thomas the train is a boy kyle- NO HE IS NOT! HE IS THOMAS THE TRAIN! *insert freakin fight here* *fighting continues until I wrestle one down and put the underpants on him* kyle- Hey! What's this hole? me- That's so you can stick your peepee out of your underpants and potty in the toilet without having to pull them down. *insert astonishing looks of disbelief here* me- Okay, ian put yours on while I go potty, kay? me- *heads to the bathroom, pees, comes back to the living room, notices a LOT of giggling going on* me- What's up, goofballs? *boys turn around* me- *dies laughing because they've both got their peckers hanging out the front holes of their underpants* I realize that's a long narrative to get at the funny part, but yeah. |
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