Did you spill something in the keyboard last night?
no
No for real? or No I don't want to get in trouble?
no for real
You won't be in trouble because the keyboard sucked already
uhhh.. I'll be going now!
come back! I'm not done talking yet.
what........ ?
Did you accidently spill something on the keyboard, I just want to know
What does it smell like?
nothing, but some of the keys are sticky, and some weren't working
Well, maybe YOU spilled something on it and just don't remember?
I don't think so
You might be losing your memory because you're getting old and all.
Something to that effect.