Chris: "I like sparring if I didn't have to wear the cup."
Me: "Well they don't let you spar without one. Besides if someone accidentally kicked you in the nards it would really hurt bad. It also might make you unable to have babies when you get older. I don't know."
Chris: "Um mom, I'm a boy. We don't have babies."
This is where I should have ended the conversation.. With him thinking his mom is an idiot.
But no. Here we go.
Me: "Boys have to help make the babies." *IMMEDIATE REGRET*
Chris: "How do they do that?"
Me: "Uh well they just do..Girls can't have babies without a boy's help."
Long silence.
Chris: "Oh yeah, you need them to like drive you to the doctor and hospital and stuff, huh?"
Me: "Yes. Exactly."