Me: I'll start your bath in a couple minutes.
Chris: How do you know I didn't already take one?
Me: Well, did you?
Chris: What do you think?
(I'm skeptical..)
Me: That depends. Will you let me smell your head?
Chris: *looks me dead in the eyes* Yes, go ahead.
(Well maybe he did take one after all)
Me: *sniffs* It doesn't smell like shampoo.
Chris: That doesn't mean I didn't take a shower.
Me: It means you didn't wash your hair, so you still have to take one here.
Chris: But you don't know for sure that I didn't take one already. Would you like to smell my butt and feet?
Me: No. A thousand times, NO. You know I could just call grama and ask her.
Chris: Okay, do that.
(Maybe he knows I really don't want to talk on the phone, and is calling my bluff?)
*goes to start bath water*
DAMNIT! Hot water pipes are frozen. Again.
So.. No bath tonight. Sigh.
Me: So did you really take a bath tonight at grama's?
Chris: Maaaybe. *big smile*