It started out as just one lick here and there.. Now it's full on repetitive excited puppy type licking. It's sorta disturbing.
All my kids are lickers, but he's the first one to do it with such intensity?
Avi: *tries to get on my lap*
Me: No, not until you throw your trash away.
Avi: No throw my trash away.
Me: When you do, we can get ready to go outside.
Avi: No get ready to go outside.
Me: Okay, we'll just stay in the house.
Avi: No stay in the house.
Dylan: I not get dressed and go outside and stay in the house.
Me: So throw the bag away, and let's change butts and go outside.
Dylan: No change my butt. Avi is stinky.
Avi: My not stink Dilly. You change your butt.
Both: *run to dad's chair and climb up and over the back*
Me: Why?
Both: *stare at me and giggle weirdly*
Me: ......
Avi: *tilts her head* I'm a kitty. Meow!
Dylan: *yells* I'M A PUPPY TOO! WUF!
Both: *laugh like crazy*
Me: .. So no playing in the sand today?
Avi: *points her finger at me and sternly says* The. Sand. Is. Gone. *laughs*
I'm glad I started writing that down. Now you can take a glympse into why I never understand what the hell is going on around here!