Fat
Grey (I so do not have grey hair by the way!)
Round
lays around (I protested this one cuz she used letters twice, but evidently she didn't want to play by the rules.)
I suggested the word "young". It didn't make the list. Z starts laughing. Okay, what? He thought of two words that describe me. I ask what they are. He doesn't want to say. Tell me, or you don't get any nookie when we get home. I don't get nookie tonight anyway. Yeah so, tell me anyway. (insert a voice from the back saying "what's nookie?" and me answering "It's kind of like a cookie, only messier")
The words : Not Sane.
Oh hardy har har.
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Friday after I stopped in to do payroll at work, I went to my brother's to get something.
Did you bring me a wild cherry pepsi?
No, I came from my office
Well, if you go to town will you bring me one?
I think the next time I leave it will be to go to CO
Could you bring me one on your way back from there?
When Zac came to pick me up, I needed him and Bre to go over there and get the stuff for the camcorder, and a couple other things. This is the convo he had with Z..
Would you bring me something back from CO?
Sure
You know what I like, don't you?
I'm not sure..
Inflatable animals.
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I gave Brenna one of my bottled waters on the way there. She drank some of it, and a little later she asks..
Is this water out of a lake or stream or something? Where's it from?
I don't know, from the store
It tastes funny
That's because it's all pure and filtered and crap, it's not like our well water
I wondered if she'd notice. All water tastes like crap to me, if it's not from our well. Drinking the stuff for 27 years will do that to a person I guess.
This old man, he played seven, he played knick-knack on my.. on my..
Mom, what rhymes with seven?
Umm.. Heaven, eleven, devon?
This old man, he played seven, he played knick-knack on my Devon..
I just watched that part of the video. I laughed a lot. And now I know why she asked that question.
Everyone needs a video of like 20 minutes of watching a kid make her hand sing songs in the back of a truck. It's hilarious, people. Trust me on this.
I am watching the last part of the video now. Well the last hour maybe. So far there's been 36 minutes of my kid screwing around and talking to herself. She flipped it around so she could watch herself in the little screen. She's making all these faces, and doing weird things with her eyes. Then all of a sudden she stops, gets right up to the camera so all you can see are her eyes and nose, and moves her eyeballs around and says "I know you guys can see me!" Like all paranoid. Oh my gosh it's funny. Later she ducks and sings "you can't see meeeeee"
You're jealous, I know. But you can't have her.
Who are these kids, and why are they calling me mom?
My shirt says that. Right now at this very moment. I love it. I only have one kid, but still. good times.
My other new shirt says Don't flatter yourself, I was looking at your friend.
Also, a classic
And now, for some pictures.
My kid and Emmyboo