1. What is something mom always says to you?
B- "did you just tell me NO?"
C- "pick up stuff"
Z- "I don't feel like it"
2. What makes mom happy?
B- when we leave you alone so you can take a nap
C- eat
Z- me being home to sleep with you but not asking for sex
3. What makes mom sad?
B- when your brain is malfunctioning and gets you all frustrated
C- a pumpkin in a bowl that you can't carry
Z- lack of medication
4. How does your mom make you laugh?
B- funny stuff that you say
C- tickle me
Z- she tries to say "five hundred dollars". Or she asks me for answers to stupid questions to put in facebook.
5. What was your mom like as a child?
B- a girly girl
C- like a candy
Z- a sex starved african american living in the ghetto waiting to live your dream of becoming a dancer. Seriously, how should I know?
6. How old is your mom?
B- 27 always.
C- 30
Z- you will always be 18 in my eyes
7. How tall is your mom?
B- 5'9 (she cheated)
C- like 3 and 9
Z- 5'9
8. What is her favorite thing to do?
B- sleep
C- color and do kid puzzles
Z- laugh or hold a baby
9. What does your mom do when you're not around?
B- sleep or uses her phone
C- you just cry
Z- masturbates
10. If your mom becomes famous, what will it be for?
B- the best mom in the world who loves her daughter so much and is very forgiving. (this is after I rejected her first two answers..)
C- ride horsies
Z- being my wife
11. What is your mom really good at?
B- being a forgiving mother
C- riding horses (huh? Wonder where that came from)
Z- sex
12. What is your mom not very good at?
B- housekeeper
C- picking up house stuff
Z- waiting and making decisions
13. What does your mom do for a job?
B- stay at home mom
C- clean up the table
Z- entertain christopher
14.What is your mom's favorite food?
B- sesame chicken
C- chicken
Z- my homemade pizza
15.What makes you proud of your mom?
B- that you keep your sanity when deadling with christopher
C- that she can make chocolate milk
Z- that she made it through all the court stuff even though it was difficult
16. If your mom were a cartoon character, who would she be?
B- squidward
C- mrs spider on sunny patch
Z- garfield
17. What do you and your mom do together?
B- sometimes we watch movies together I guess
C- color
Z- everything but work and bathe together
18. How are you and your mom the same?
B- both don't like doing stuff like cleaning
C- we color
Z- you're sexy just like I am
19. How are you and your mom different?
B- I like rhubarb
C- i'm a boy
Z- well for starters I'm sane..
20. How do you know your mom loves you?
B- she makes fun of me
C- she colors
Z- I don't know, you say it
21. What does your mom like most about your dad?
B- he's hilarious
C- his color
Z- cuz I cook and have a job. And gave you dish network and bought you that phone you're using to fill out this crazy survey
22. Where is your mom's favorite place to go?
B- Kristi's
C- grama's
Z- home