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On the way to town, I brought up the whole "circumstances in which I would feel compelled to watch football games" conversation from the night before with my dad - because he doesn't like sports, and I knew he'd think it was funny. When I was done talking, my brother says "Even better - blindfolded monkeys in tiny helmets playing football on ice!
So true.