Off to my bank, where we applied for a loan. It was great. Did I mention I have pink hair? Coupled with my boy who was missing part of his shirt. Who wouldn't want to loan us money? I forgot to bring a toy for ms baby, so I was letting her play with a little hairbrush. I'm sure we didn't look at all like white trash.
But wait, it gets better.
At my bank they have this island covered in free crap like calendars. I grabbed her one of the flyswatters because she's always trying to play with mine at home. I let her chew on it all through the stores. Not to mention I'm going manic, so I was bouncing around and practically yelling "shakyshakyshaky" and weaving/shaking the cart the majority of the time because it was making her belly laugh. I knew Z was proud to be there with me, and the rest of the shoppers were thankful for the free laugh at my expense.
Then we stopped to pick up Kyle, but the kids wouldn't let me have him back, so I left him till about 3:30.